Why You SHOULDN’T Go To The Bathroom With Friends

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Dear girls, boys, men, women, anyone who’s ever wondered why girls go to the bathroom together,

This is not a post to explain why girls do this in groups, and what goes on in the bathroom. Betches Love This, already did that: http://www.betcheslovethis.com/article/going-to-the-bathroom-in-groups. In fact, this post is the opposite, as I am going to bash all of you girls who do this, in the nicest, most caring way possible.

Unless you need your friend to help you for obvious reasons, are escaping through the window, running into a friend, having an important conversation because the music is too loud inside of the club, or if you’re at Wall and need to help your other friend sneak in through the bathroom, DO NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.

Let’s start with the basics. Do you REALLY need your friend to “come pee with me?” No you do not, because I am pretty sure you have mastered, or at least learned how to perform this skill when you were potty trained at the age of 2… or 7, if you had troubles. Sorry not sorry to break it to you, but your friend will in no way assist you in releasing the urine from your bladder. Actually some people who have shy bladders, are great examples because they need to do this task on their own, despite the other obvious issue they have. If you bring a friend with you to bathroom, or even worse, the stall, (and not doing any of the above mentioned activities), then I hate to break it to you, but you need to get out your telephone, call your health insurance provider, and ask for several numbers for a urologist closest to your location, call each one of them, and book the earliest appointment available. While you’re at it, I recommend making an appointment with a psychiatrist, and your general health practitioner to examine every part of your body as well. The issue you have is very concerning and all of us here are praying for your recovery.

Aside from the medical aspect of this situation, there is a social problem as well. You look like a insecure little girl who is asking your mommy to take you to the bathroom. You are a big girl, you can do this, I believe in you my little shining star. When you go by yourself, you are representing the strong independent woman that don’t need no man, or in this case, friend. Don’t worry, your friends aren’t going to ditch you, they’ll still be there when you get back. And don’t worry, you won’t miss out on anything because the party does not go on with out you (unless you’re boring).

I could go on forever, but I think I’ve made my point clear. Comment below if you agree or disagree 😉
Stay Classy and independent,

Lana

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